(Miyelani Maluleke)

Love Them All But Trust No One

2011-08-18T04:16:00.000-07:00

Veterinarians practicing as General Practitioners
Tender-prenuers posing as Politicians
Pedophiles posing as School Teachers
Cops acting as Porn-Stars
Are there any honest people left in this World? I wonder!!!!

Long Live Julius Malema Long Live

2011-06-23T01:57:00.000-07:00

Viva Comrade Juju VIVA
You are the voice of the voiceless!!
You are the Educator of the uninformed!!
An enemy of the Elite Imperialists and the delusional!!!
The media loves to hate you!!!

Make a Stand against the Western Capitalists!!!
Why is that Azania does not interfere with the Western QE1,QE2,QE3 and who knows what's next ????
Yet we are told that Balancing Scales in Africa will never work????
Yet all the opinionated Economists fail to come up with a viable solution.
Do you think it's a Joke that our people are working for a minimum wage,living in a Can below the poverty line,yet they are the rightful custodians of minerals in Azania.

Are we waiting for Mother Africa to fight our battles like Eywa did in Pandora?
Azania belongs to ALL who live in it...
The time has come for us to stop protecting our Bank loans and change the status quo!!
We'll Never stop until all our people are emancipated!!!

Mayibuye iAfrica !!!
Viva Comrade JUJU Viva!!!!
Long Live ANC Long Live !!!

South African Movie houses

2010-08-17T07:46:00.000-07:00

We all Know that These movies houses Ster-Kinekor and Numetro are in a business of selling Pop-corn and Soft drinks however we are sick and tired of being fed old American Movies that stays for more than five weeks at the Cinemas. If you happen to own a Personal Computer with internet access you will know that these movies have premiered in America a few months back when we get to see them.

Third World Country my foot, if they want our mineral resources to manufacture microchips they arrive here at the speed of light but when we want to buy products from them we are told all kinds of excuses.

The philosophies of Kwame Nkuruma must be made a compulsory subject at all Africa Schools. Anyway that is a subject for another day for now we need to deal with these puppets that are heading the Cinema houses and Film producers to get their act together. Anant Singh call an imbizo with you fatcat friends and come up with the Mzantsi-wood.

Enough bitching about nothing there are more pressing issues out there.

Vadyi va bhangu

2010-05-24T06:48:00.000-07:00

Hina va ka Maluleke, hi va ka xibabela tsurini,matoto ya tihuku ya lema rihlelo, va ka mafula hi xivuri, va tshika nyundzu. Hi va N’wanati, hi vadyi va bangu

It is hard to be a Buccaneer...

2010-05-14T02:11:00.000-07:00

We are the laughing stock of the town.
When people can't find anything funny to says about President Zuma or his Son Loud mouth Malema, they pick on Pirates FC Fans.

These Orlando Pirates FC Players have no shame maara you know. How can as a self respecting soccer player fail to win anything in eight seasons? I mean three seasons is acceptable But 8 is too much.

The Toothless one aka Dr Khoza/Iron Duke is also not doing justice to us as Pirates FC fans. we are tired of this eish....

We must start a campaign of not buying any Orlando Pirates paraphernalia until they win something of substance other than a charity cup. however we can attend their matches at the stadium for the good of the game, but we must wear our ordinary clothes. If big brands like Adidas and other sponsors are distancing themselves then the Toothless one will see that things are bad...

The only thing left now is for Orlando Pirates FC to be relegated to the National First Division, aways from people's eyes then maybe we will see lesser comedian's in this madafaka....

There are all sorts of Jokes about pirates out there.
Why are we still calling it a BIG team, perhaps we should bring back the golden oldies that are still alive i.e Legs of Thunder, Ayashisa aMateki,Mgababa,Trompies,Chippa lekolea,Tebza ngwana,Sense of knowledge,Magents and Gavin Lane,Sqebezana,Dungi Moeti, Mayoyo and Okpara if you are a true BUCs fan you will know these names, perhaps some players of this generation like Chansa, Teko and Terminator Mabalane atleast those deserve to dawn the Black&White. Otherwise we don't stand a chance.

If the Iron Duke cannot manage a small club like Orlando Pirates FC how on earth is he gone manage the South African Football Association. We All know that the 2010 LOC are just puppets with fancy suits.

Khoza shape up or ship out before we sink.

Rest in Peace MaBhakaniya rest in peace....

I'm Thinking of Patenting my name.

2010-05-05T06:31:00.000-07:00

Today I went on the net and Googled my name and surname.

Yoh!! yoh!! yoh!! I could not believe how many miyelani's are there in the world, some female and some I don't even know what they are ....

I forsee danger here, because most of them share the same Last name with me.
It is very unfortunate that my parents did not give me another name.

" Would the Real MIYELANI MALULEKE Please Stand up"
- It seems like some of my royalties from Google are going to the wrong person.

Why do I claim this name
Theory number 1. I'm Older than all these Cheepos
2. The Oldest reference to Miyelani on all the internet search engines, refers to me.

I think people must start using their God given names, and lay of mine.

Please Magaza na van'wanati please try to be original. Otherwise you are gonna start paying for this name.

We all know that even Ceasar copied his first name from Juju Malema.

It sounds like a joke but it this is not funny....

Watch the space and don't forget to click on the Adverts $$$

Powers of Imagination and Blogging

2010-04-30T01:57:00.000-07:00

They say if you cannot come up with an original idea, just steal one.
- What is Miyelani on about now?
- What is he smoking?
Ahhh let me tell you about the power of the World Wide Web, it has no boarders and no imigration laws, once you are connected to the Internet you are a citizen of the Global village, that means you can talk to whoever you want without the limitations of time and space...
Also you can talk about any topic you want, you don't need an audience, however the problem arises when you have an audience that has malicious intent.

In My previous postings on this blog site I talked about Mobile Advertising at a micro scale, however someone within the company I work for (VOD) decided to steal my Idea and give it a better name, partner with the right people, broadcast it to the relevant audience and also get credit for it ( I hope they also get the money too).

Please read my posting about shifting economic power in SA....

I know what you thinking.... "this is just soar grapes he could'nt have come with such a brilliant idea and his idea would'nt have worked and these are not the same product" but let me tell you... the most brilliant ideas come from the most unlikeliest sources. If you give yourself time to listen to your children you will know what I'm smoking.

The beef I have with this, its not that I'm not gonna get the credit and the money. No.. No..No.. stuff the credits it's the money I'm worried about and the people that I wanted to benefit from this are the street vendors and they are not gonna get jack... and the person who stole this Idea did not bother about them.
The have already fine tuned it that the person on the street should not benefit(excuse the pun)

The advertising companies were also gone benefit.

But I say this to them there are more Ideas where that one came from. " You are not doing anything to a tree when you pick a fruit that comes from it"

Maybe I will need a lawyer for exposing this. but I'm so confident about this I'm even willing to risk my job by writing this. But you know what... to prove that they did not steal my Idea nothing will happen to my JOB.

Maybe after this there will be a policy refraining people from blogging about the companies they work for.

Lastly how much is to patent an idea???

2010 Fifa World CUP

2010-04-26T01:11:00.000-07:00

The 2010 Fifa Soccer World Cup is left with only 45 days to kick off and I haven't secured a ticket to any match yet.

I have tried Fifa.com and the tickting centres with no luck yet.

So much to the Africa World cup.

Need to learn More about Stock Markets visit the JSE Expo

2010-03-03T00:07:00.000-08:00

Find details at :http://www.jse.co.za/JSE-Week-Minisite/Home.aspx

The Only Most Honest,Quickest and Safest Way of Making Money

2010-02-23T06:48:00.000-08:00

The Stock Market still remains the most reliable way of making money with less physical labour.
There are a number of vehicles in the Stock Exchange that can help you achieve this.
I will only mention the few I have tried so far, let me mention that I'm not an expert nor a learned professional when it comes to the stock market, however I have managed to making few rands through Small Caps stocks and Spread Trading(CFD).
Watch the space to know how go about it, this is my financial freedom diary.

How to Check Your IMEI

2009-10-13T02:51:00.000-07:00

International Mobile Equipment Identity or IMEI
It is usually found printed inside the battery compartment of the phone. It can also be displayed on the screen of the phone by entering *#06# into the keypad(Source is wikipedia.org)

Shifting the Economic Power in S. A

2009-08-26T01:48:00.000-07:00

Adopt a Street Vendor OR Shop at Inter-Section.
Steak Holders: Intersection Vendors (Disabled Persons)as Business Owners,

Synopsis: Subscribers are encouraged to adopt an Inter-section by sending a once off SMS to [88888] in turn they will receive adverts (MMS videos or SMS) only when they wait on that particular inter-section for more than a minute, only two adverts a day. Some of the proceeds generated will go to vendors and destitute (The Blind and disabled persons) in those surrounding. Customers get Guaranteed Quality products at cheaper prices and contribute to the elimination of Poverty in Southern Africa.Direct Competion to the big retail players. Network Operators generate revenue from data transmitted

Spin-off , We encourage Intersection Vendors to register their product and services with us at no cost and we help them market via electronic mobile advertising (Video clip,MMS…etc).

- I-V’s will formalize their business therefore their incomes are taxable

- Since I-V’s wont be paying Rent, Services and Electricity or Shelf Fees and their businesses don’t have physical addresses therefore they can filter down their cost savings to the customers because they are not incurring any overheads of running a business.

- IF agreed by the Government:-I-V’s will be able to deliver their products to the consumer directly using a Database like RICA.

- Intersection-Vendors will be able to supply gardening services, carwash services, rent a handyman service, Newspaper and Bread delivery services to the subscribed users.

- Government to negotiate Prices for I-Vs to eliminate interference from the Black Market.

- Labourers become Owners of Business.

Advertiser: 1, Small and Big Business that are currently using flyers to market their product will be encouraged to buy advertising space (Globally or Locally)

- Customized half a minute Video Message adverts designed for mobile phones ( For Special Promos and SALES)

- I-V’s can also advertise

- Musicians and Movies Houses can promote their products via this medium.

- Newspaper Head lines advertised through MMS

Difficulties

- Management of User Database

- Security

- Buy-in from Big Business

- Black Market

TIP from Unix Guru generously support by ugu@couprie.org

2009-07-08T06:04:00.000-07:00

I subscribe to the www.ugu.com for helpful unix tips and this is one of them, please feel free to use it and credit the author ugu@couprie.org

CONVERT TEXT2HTML
Ever felt the need to convert a
text file to html?
Create a file named txt2html
with the following contents
# Always start the output with
#an html header
BEGIN {print `">html>"`
print ">head>"
# use the name of the inputfile
# as title
print ">title>" FILENAME ">/title>"
print ">/head>"
# The text is formatted
# already, so use >pre>
print ">body>>pre>"}
# lines consisting of a number
# of dashes (more than 1) are
# replaced by a >hr />
/^---*$/ {print ">hr align="\" width=" length " size="1">"; next}
# lines consisting of a number of equalsigns are replaced # by a thick >hr />
/^===*$/ {print ">hr align="\" width=" length " size="3">"; next}
# less than and greater than
# sign must me replaced by tags.
{gsub(">","\<")
gsub(">","\>")
# Replace form feeds by a
# couple of empty lines
gsub("^L",">br />\ >br />\ >br />\ >br />")
print}
# At the end of the output,
# we must add some closing tags.
END {print ">/pre>>/body>"}
Make this executable
(chmod a+x txt2html) and you're
ready to start converting your test files.
txt2html something.txt > something.html

This tip generously supported by: ugu@couprie.org

Mabhakaniya .... Ayobaness.....

2009-07-01T08:45:00.000-07:00

Orlando Pirates FC - have we signed well or not we'll wait and see.
Schalkwyk - is he a reject or what? What does the Team Doctor say
Mabena- I just hope we have discovered another GEM

RICA

2009-07-01T05:04:00.000-07:00

The Regulation of Interception of Communications and Provision of Communication-Related Information Amendment Act (Rica) is an Act passed by the South African President's office that was annouced by the Minister of Justice Jeff Radebe on Tuesday. This Act requires that every Cellphone subscriber (Pre-paid or Post-paid )to register with their respective Mobile Operator within the next 18 months.
Is it necessary?
Will it not constitute the invasion of privacy?(Will Corpate Call Centres still restrict call identity when doing their annoying telesales marketing?) How much will it cost the Mobile Operator?

- Is this one of the strategies The Beast is using to mark his territory?
Bear in mind...
-Registration should be done in person (I hope we won't need a public holiday for registration).
-The Rural South African also needs to be registered.
Maybe there is space for it (where do I get the tender to Administer These Databases)

-Maybe it will help in tightening our immigration laws, (for people to move they first need to communicate).